A Bad Day, And 32 Other Creepy Stupid Stories For .095 Cents Each ricky d

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A Bad Day, And 32 Other Creepy Stupid Stories For .095 Cents Each by ricky d
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STUPID STORIES VOLUME 3I’m a young female teacher and I’m still hot, even though I was raped within an inch of my life by one of my horny Gr. 6 students and fired for it! He was as big as a gorilla already, while I’m just this sexy little chick, 4MoreSTUPID STORIES VOLUME 3I’m a young female teacher and I’m still hot, even though I was raped within an inch of my life by one of my horny Gr. 6 students and fired for it! He was as big as a gorilla already, while I’m just this sexy little chick, 4 ft 10, and 98lbs.

wringing wet. I also have the body of a ten year old and when I look back on it, I really had no business being a teacher when every one of my classes was half full of big horny hard-ons and the other half, of hot, wet dripping pussies--I bet you didn’t know most pre-teen girls are Bi, and hot for teacher did you? Too bad for these Mutts, I dig people my own age!Even though I had enough brains to learn to read and write, and graduate from a university teaching college, I’m just a stupid, FRENCH CANADIAN red-neck, nympho, country girl at heart.

Helping kids to grow by day, and groping my pals at night! The thought never occurred to my tiny brain that I could be raped and then fired for it! You know the routine though, don’t you girls: “It wasn’t his fault, look at the way you were dressed!”Anyway, because of this horrible experience I vowed to tell the world and warn people about themselves. We’re not as smart as we look! People decide to DO really stupid fucked up things and as a result, they’re surprised when they suddenly find themselves in serious shit, or even dead! I take real news stories, or true stories I’ve heard directly from the people who lived them.

Then I let you in on what they avoid explaining at first, or what any news network never wants you to hear: THE REASON why crazy shit happens! When I was a little girl, and my mom was still nice, the old Ripley’s “Believe It Or Not” wax museum in Niagara Falls Ontario, Canada captivated my imagination. I grew up dreaming that one day I could find exciting, fascinating true secrets that people only wish they could discover for themselves!Then, when I grew into a teen, I discovered David Lynch movies.

My mom had turned into a crazy alcoholic crack head.I was still in High School living on the street and had been a child hooker for years when I decided I was too stupid to follow my true dreams and decided to be a teacher instead.After I got fired for getting raped, I didn’t miss my “profession” one bit, and took the opportunity to recapture my true dream-profession and travel the world to find unexplainable strange new stories that really happened, and explain them!This book is a collection of the strange, perverse, and often funny but all-- true-life crimes, or unusual events that happened!

The Government however, will do anything from letting you know WHY!33 stories, each only a page long-- and short like a song, will take you into a whole different world until you discover its really your own…Normal-looking people are really quite bizarre! Do you know who your neighbours really are? They live right alongside of you in their fucked up world, and you don’t even know it…until they make the news that is!

Those in positions of “Authority” never want you to hear about these people and the reasons for “why” they did what they did.But I know different! I know YOU want to discover these stories too! So step inside, and let me take you for a funny, fucked up ride!I’ll show you the stupidity of smart people on a level you never thought possible!

Very strange things really do happen! Usually it involves people getting hurt by outrageous injustice that The Establishment never wants you to hear about! Why? They can’t stand their own incompetence, and hate to acknowledge that people are ultimately out of control. Ever wondered why everything that’s really fun is illegal now? If you know what I mean, you have got to read this.



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